I once made an entire board game; rules, game pieces, cards, even the game board itself. It was called "Karma". It was a really good concept, well-constructed and everything. Infortunately, I was under the influence of the drug Vicodin (due to an incapacitating tonsillectomy that wasted an agonizing two weeks in it's futile attempt to heal the gaping holes in my throat that prevented me from eating, drinking, or speaking). That Vicodin-induced creativity was my best work thus far in my artistic life.

Where am I going with this, you ask? Well...

I lost the notebook. You know, the one that had ALL my work on "Karma", from rough ideas to the entire finished product. Yeah.

So if anyone happens upon a blueprint for what may be the next Monopoly, send it via telepathy or telekinesis to me. Please?




I'll give you a cookie...?